Fuck matching weaknesses up to other weaknesses, fuck memorizing the patterns of the Mighty Numbers, screw those “GOD DAMN IT! ELECMAN!” moments. When fighting a boss, I don’t even have to try, I can just take damage as though every bullet my face catches credits five dollars to my account. The gameplay doesn’t make this any easier, the game is both too easy and too hard, simultaneously. The original Mega Man isn’t really a series known for its edge (Though X was quite the tonal shift while Battle Network and Legends had their moments), but the way the game is written it doesn’t feel like a throwback to the “good ol’ days”, it feels more like I need something bright and colorful to get a five year old kid to distract himself so I can get laid in the next room over without him bothering me about wanting to watch Veggietales or some shit.
Characters who feel the need to continuously speak saying the same catchphrases and bad jokes over and over again as though its scared that if it isn’t doing so I’m going to get bored.Īre these lines unskippable, interrupt gameplay, unfunny, constantly repeating every single time you die, and placed right at the places where you’d die the most? You bet your sweet hairy musky delicious rim-job worthy ass they are! Oh and even in the cutscenes the characters do not move their lips. So the fact that this is an overly kiddy game, with a very simple plot, and characters speaking in very friendly cartoonish voices uses as small of words as possible, but worst of all.
This game is marketed towards adults, specifically fans of Mega Man who want another game in the series. Still mad about 3)Īs far as reboots go SJW Ghostbusters, Sonic Boom, DmC Devil May Cry, Michael Bay Transformers, and the New Saban Era of Power Rangers get a 10 out of 10 when compared to this shit.įirst off, the problem is in marketing. (btw, I’m not a Mega Man fan, but I am a Mega Man Legends fan.
9 is to be the Mega Man reboot that Capcom refuses to make because of their highly immature call to basically cockslap the boy in blue because they’re butthurt about Infanue leaving the company over a series of really bad calls that caused Capcom to put itself in the shitter. Oh shit, where the fuck do I begin? First off, I’m not a Mega Man fan but if this little piece of blatant copyright infringement from Infanue himself was my first exposure to the Blue Bomber and any related materials I would think people who are Mega Man fans should be spayed and neutered to prevent such horrible people from breeding.
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